Dude, they can't decide if coffee is good or bad for you! They just came out with some study a couple weeks back that coffee helps prevent skin cancer. O_o After spending so long telling us about how terrible caffine is and what coffee does to your teeth! (Incidentally, considering how much Mike seems to adore coffee, is he still a clean-teeth freak? Cuz that might actually make sense. XD)
I swear, the next thing they're gonna say is, "And while studies have now proven that coffee decreases your lifespan by 5.6 years, those who drink coffee have lived, in most cases, more fulfilled lives. Experts suggest that this may be caused in part by coffee drinkers' ability to wake up with their daily cup of Joe (ignores innuendos) and get more accomplished than non-coffee drinkers who have to find some other way to wake themselves, causing more stress on themselves. -- This just in: STRESS KILLS."
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I swear, the next thing they're gonna say is, "And while studies have now proven that coffee decreases your lifespan by 5.6 years, those who drink coffee have lived, in most cases, more fulfilled lives. Experts suggest that this may be caused in part by coffee drinkers' ability to wake up with their daily cup of Joe
(ignores innuendos)and get more accomplished than non-coffee drinkers who have to find some other way to wake themselves, causing more stress on themselves. -- This just in: STRESS KILLS."XD