I'm seriously LOLLing right now...which rarely happens...but wow. Thats even "better" than EPCOT food...I remember my discovery at the quick service China pavilion that their version of orange chicken was basically chicken nuggets in "orange" sauce (which was delicious, I like chicken nuggets)

when I was in high school, I became really close with the foreign exchange student from Okinawa, Japan (you may have heard this story before) and we went to a mall food court once where they were passing out samples at the "Japanese" resteraunt...where she tried one and promptly spit it out on the floor xD