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fantastic_jackie) wrote2008-04-12 10:11 am
fantastic_jackie) wrote2008-04-12 10:11 am
Mr. Tiny Shiny
Sorry, guys! The sinus infection really got to me last night - I just had to hit the sack!
Anyway, as promised here and at GW, the piccies of Mr. Tiny Shiny, aka the pervy Teddy Graham. It feels a bit odd to be posting these, honestly. Like some pornographic photo shoot. But then I remember that it's a little chocolate teddy bear who is supposed to be edible. Take a look at these pictures, though - edible doesn't come to mind!!!
WARNING!! A teddy graham with inappropriate pieces that clearly label him as a little boy is beneath the cut. Do not click if you do not wish to see!
I mean the bare necessities!
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life!
In his tiny, shiny underpants. Ace was the only place that afforded the proper lighting, along with a measured amount of sunlight - in a moving car, I might add - is what made this shot possible. The underpants are made from the wrapper he came in and tape from Terri's desk. ^^
This is how he'll be traveling in his little envelope back to the factory with the letter I'll be writing. Mostly, it's a case of curiosity; all the older adults want me to do it, and I figure I'm curious enough.
WARNING! Naked boy bear complete with parts below!!
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a look at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few!
Yep. Ah ha. I wasn't lyin'! There it... he... is. Pretty messed up, huh? Can you imagine if a little kid got this? I mean, as funny as it is, it's so wrong!
I'm not sure what tone I'll take in the letter. Outrage is inappropriate, considering how amused I am. Maybe... reprimanding? Concerned? See, I know that these things are made by machines, which means that more than likely, it was done by mistake, but still. And there's always the chance that it wasn't a mistake.
Anyway, there's Mr. Tiny Shiny. He'll be heading on a journey back to where he was born on Monday in some sort of protective box with these two pictures (in case he breaks ;_;) and the letter.
Anyway, as promised here and at GW, the piccies of Mr. Tiny Shiny, aka the pervy Teddy Graham. It feels a bit odd to be posting these, honestly. Like some pornographic photo shoot. But then I remember that it's a little chocolate teddy bear who is supposed to be edible. Take a look at these pictures, though - edible doesn't come to mind!!!
WARNING!! A teddy graham with inappropriate pieces that clearly label him as a little boy is beneath the cut. Do not click if you do not wish to see!
I mean the bare necessities!
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life!
In his tiny, shiny underpants. Ace was the only place that afforded the proper lighting, along with a measured amount of sunlight - in a moving car, I might add - is what made this shot possible. The underpants are made from the wrapper he came in and tape from Terri's desk. ^^
This is how he'll be traveling in his little envelope back to the factory with the letter I'll be writing. Mostly, it's a case of curiosity; all the older adults want me to do it, and I figure I'm curious enough.
WARNING! Naked boy bear complete with parts below!!
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a look at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few!
Yep. Ah ha. I wasn't lyin'! There it... he... is. Pretty messed up, huh? Can you imagine if a little kid got this? I mean, as funny as it is, it's so wrong!
I'm not sure what tone I'll take in the letter. Outrage is inappropriate, considering how amused I am. Maybe... reprimanding? Concerned? See, I know that these things are made by machines, which means that more than likely, it was done by mistake, but still. And there's always the chance that it wasn't a mistake.
Anyway, there's Mr. Tiny Shiny. He'll be heading on a journey back to where he was born on Monday in some sort of protective box with these two pictures (in case he breaks ;_;) and the letter.
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Yeah, I'm gonna write 'em. Just because when you do, you often times get lots of cool coupons! :D We wrote Peppridge Farm about a moldy bag of Goldfish we got, and they sent back an apology with coupons for buy one, get two/three/four free! We had lots of Goldfish for a while! LOL
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If they don't send anything back, then I'll be severely irritated. In that case, it'll be that I should have posted him on Ebay! XD ;)
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I would eat that bear's chocolaty anatomy!
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Like I said, though, I'm not going to put any outrage in the letter, and I've decided to just stay on the humorous side. Because I don't feel that any corrective action should be taken, and I feel nothing but amusement about the situation, anyway. The idea to send him back in the first place wasn't mine, but I got the suggestion several times, after their initial gasps and laughter, so I figure why not? Just to see their reaction, if any. Which would be a letter back and possibly some sort of coupon at the very most. It's just a company - my sister is acting like it's tantamount to a lawsuit! "OMG! You CAN'T tell them!!" Companies love feedback; not many people stop to tell them anything. ;)
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I couldn't eat it..oh heck..him either. I'm not sure I could send him back though. He is, hopefully, one of a kind. They probably only get letters of complaint so you might brighten someone's day by sending it in. He might even get a place of honor in a display case. **gigglesnort**
Hope you get a least a coupon for making them laugh.
Pocus (from GW)
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I dunno if I actually have time to write a letter, now that I think about it. I think it'd be fun, but I don't have time for fics as it is, and I'm only mildly curious! lol If I don't, I at least had a blast with him as it is! XD
That would be hilarious if they had a hall of fame for disfigured bears, though!
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Maybe I should just print off this post and send it as my letter. Lazy me! XD