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All right, settle down over there, Morri! =P You might actually get a kick out of this if you don't take him seriously becuase he's not being serious; it's meant to amuse both sides. ^_^

Every year for the Super Bowl (and quite a few other games, actually), Rush Limabaugh comes up with his Environmentalist Wacko Picks for the game. They're absolutely hilarious. Basically, he picks who is going to win the game based on the Environmentalist POV. No stats, team histories, or player weaknesses. It's all being "one with nature." XD And they're absolutely hilarious.

So. I missed El Rushbo yesterday (as I do every day), and I was all disappointed to realize that above all, I'd missed his Environmentalist Wacko Pick for tomorrow's AWESOME game! (GO COLTS!!! =D)

A quick search on www.rushlimbaugh.com came up with this. XD

"The environmental wacko method is going to be hard enough. You have two animals here. You have the Bears, and certain kinds of bears are stranded. They're so stupid they're stranded out there on a floating iceberg, heading off into the melting sun to the equator. The Colts, horses, I mean, look what they have allowed. Have you ever seen the way these horses are humiliated in the Budweiser commercials? It's much easier to control and tame a horse than it is a bear. There are all kinds of ways we can go with the environmentalist pick on this." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I wonder, though; did he do the full Envro. Wacko Pick? Does anyone know? I saw the analysis of the Diversity Pick. (XDXDXD) Personally, I think the Enviro. Pick should be the Bears; they'd over-power a horse, specifically a colt. (Providing A) the bear could catch it and B) it didn't go around the back side of the horse and get its brains kicked in.) I was hoping for his In-depth Analysis tho. ^^

Oh, but Maja Rushie is wrong this time; the Bears are NOT going to win, like he has chosen. COLTS!! 

Men of my flist, who is partying tomorrow? 8) I shall party with you! (And still be, in fact, a wo-man. ^__^) We must compare party-watching essentials and team picks!

Date: 2007-02-04 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com
Hmm, from a purely environmental/wildlife perspective, I'd have to say that the bear would be at an advantage due to sheer size and muscle power. However, like you said, if it was dumb enough to get behind a horse, I think the odds would be a bit more even. ^_^

(I like horses more than bears, but I think you already knew that XD)

Date: 2007-02-04 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
Well, duh! =P

Are YOU gonna watch the game? I assume you're rooting for the Colts if anyone because you like horses so much?

Date: 2007-02-04 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com
May I remind you that I do not have TV in the apartment. I think I'll be too tired from this weekend to even think about watching the game.

Date: 2007-02-04 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
*sigh*

Well... >.> You SHOULD watch the game. Or listen to it. Radios work. =P

And I shouldn't be working! =P

I'll barely make it home in time to see the beginning. >.> Which means making nachos during the kick-off! -^o^-

Date: 2007-02-04 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
Yeah, nachos!

And Famos Amos cookies and goldfish and possibly popcorn. ^_^ I am prepared!

Date: 2007-02-04 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com
I always think of Puppy whenever nachos are mentioned. That boy's addicted to them cheesy tortilla chips... XD

Date: 2007-02-04 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
*hums Indiana Jones theme*

Date: 2007-02-04 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com
*is ded from laughing too hard*

Oi vey, I need to go to bed...

Date: 2007-02-04 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
I need to inform Terri of our plot. Mwahaha! ^^

Date: 2007-02-04 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morrighangw.livejournal.com
*is deded from laughing too hard again*

If ya wanna trip/general update, just updated teh El Jay. ^_~

Date: 2007-02-04 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
Sweet beans!

Thought I'd change things up a bit. 8)

Date: 2007-02-04 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terriayame.livejournal.com
I'm going to hurt you.
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Date: 2007-02-05 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terriayame.livejournal.com
You're retarded. <.<

Date: 2007-02-05 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patriot-jackie.livejournal.com
I'd already asked and ascertained that the ladies of my flist were not going to watch the Super Bowl. =P

Plus, I said the part about remaining a wo-man. <.< Cuz I'm still uncomfy using the full version of that word in reference to myself.

That and the whole wo preface to the man makes it an upgrade. 8)

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