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fantastic_jackie) wrote2007-12-06 08:30 pm
fantastic_jackie) wrote2007-12-06 08:30 pm
Sugar Daddies and Tootsie Pops
I was just SOOOO perverted with my dad, I can't believe I did it! XD And on company e-mails!!! It was accidental... at first. XD
We were e-mailing back and forth because I got an e-mail from Fidelity about my tax ID that I didn't get. That led to this conversation:
Jackie: It sounds like they're talking about SS contributable amounts having a limit, and as much as I'd like to believe that, it's highly unlikely with our government.
Dad: Well, at a certain income limit, you quit paying social security tax. However, the federal tax rate also gets higher and there is an AMT ( alternative minimum tax) when all that fails. Uncle Sugar gets his some way or another...
Jackie: So they're starting mine all over again? >.>
Uncle Sugar? Don't you mean Sam?
Dad: Yes, sounds like they are starting yours over, but don't worry, you were not in danger of maxing out... :)
Sugar - Sam, same thing, one person's sugar daddy is another's uncle Sam.
Jackie: I want a refund!!
LOL How profound! Is that like one person's tootsie pop is another person's husband? XP
I didn't even MEAN it like that! Originally... XD
Of course, my dad didn't get it. But everyone else does.... XDXDXD
We were e-mailing back and forth because I got an e-mail from Fidelity about my tax ID that I didn't get. That led to this conversation:
Jackie: It sounds like they're talking about SS contributable amounts having a limit, and as much as I'd like to believe that, it's highly unlikely with our government.
Dad: Well, at a certain income limit, you quit paying social security tax. However, the federal tax rate also gets higher and there is an AMT ( alternative minimum tax) when all that fails. Uncle Sugar gets his some way or another...
Jackie: So they're starting mine all over again? >.>
Uncle Sugar? Don't you mean Sam?
Dad: Yes, sounds like they are starting yours over, but don't worry, you were not in danger of maxing out... :)
Sugar - Sam, same thing, one person's sugar daddy is another's uncle Sam.
Jackie: I want a refund!!
LOL How profound! Is that like one person's tootsie pop is another person's husband? XP
I didn't even MEAN it like that! Originally... XD
Of course, my dad didn't get it. But everyone else does.... XDXDXD
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