Bring me More!!!!

I am convinced that the purpose of the Spam button is, in fact, not to mark certain senders as spammers, but to send out a homing beacon, requesting more spam. 

Yes, friends, it is true. I have no other proof other than that of cause and effect, but rest assured, my logic is rock solid.

For, why else would it be that practically every time I push that button, with in the next two minutes, I have a new message inviting me to get started on my newest promising career as a police officer? Hmm?? Why else would it seem as if every passing day, there is more instead of less or even equal? And how is it that they begin to get names rather than website addresses, as if I should know them?

Yes, the Spam Button is most assuredly a ploy, a covert opperation - clandestine, even! - to sabbatoge our inboxes! We push the button, thinking we're helping ourselves when we are, by point of fact, shooting ourselves in the foot! 

There is, of course, only one thing to do: We must stop pushing the button.

Join with me, and we shall create a grand coalition of people who don't push their spam buttons! United as one against the influx of advertisments promising bigger and better things if you just click here!

It's either that, or we start calling Spam "Fan Mail" to help our egos.