Writer's Block: If I were president ...
Aug. 27th, 2010 09:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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In the likeness of our current President and messiah, I'd go on vacation. XD
J/K. I'd, through the newly-discovered-by-President-Obama legislative Executive Powers, (He transcends government and the Constitution!!), I'd put in place The Roadmap for America plan. - Considering, you know, Congress wouldn't have time to pass anything.
I'd erase Obama's signature on the Healthcare Bill, force the Senate to pass the Cap & Trade Bill so I could VETO it and thereby ensure it never passes, send troops to the Border, and screw over the EPA.
I would try to fire John McCain & Nancy Pelosi and ultimately fail. BUT everyone would know my desires!
I'd make Glenn Beck my Vice President, whose responsibility it would be to cut spending in half. Rush Limbaugh would become a Supreme Court Justice while Stu & Pat would be my joint Press Secretaries! Ann Coulter I would appoint to my Secretary of State, and George W. Bush would be my Secretary of Defense. XD Paul Ryan would be my Secretary of Treasury, and I'd place RonPaul! in charge ofkilling the Fed!
Sarah Palin I would make the Secretary of Education just to PO and FREAK OUT the Lefties! XDD
I'd establish a Center for Conservative Traditions headed by Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly would get diddly squat!
Just for giggles, I'd divert all funds from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to build walls along our borders.
Lastly, I'd play that tone that only AlGore can hear...
This concludes today's episode of Lefties' Worst Nightmare!
In the likeness of our current President and messiah, I'd go on vacation. XD
J/K. I'd, through the newly-discovered-by-President-Obama legislative Executive Powers, (He transcends government and the Constitution!!), I'd put in place The Roadmap for America plan. - Considering, you know, Congress wouldn't have time to pass anything.
I'd erase Obama's signature on the Healthcare Bill, force the Senate to pass the Cap & Trade Bill so I could VETO it and thereby ensure it never passes, send troops to the Border, and screw over the EPA.
I would try to fire John McCain & Nancy Pelosi and ultimately fail. BUT everyone would know my desires!
I'd make Glenn Beck my Vice President, whose responsibility it would be to cut spending in half. Rush Limbaugh would become a Supreme Court Justice while Stu & Pat would be my joint Press Secretaries! Ann Coulter I would appoint to my Secretary of State, and George W. Bush would be my Secretary of Defense. XD Paul Ryan would be my Secretary of Treasury, and I'd place RonPaul! in charge of
Sarah Palin I would make the Secretary of Education just to PO and FREAK OUT the Lefties! XDD
I'd establish a Center for Conservative Traditions headed by Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly would get diddly squat!
Just for giggles, I'd divert all funds from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to build walls along our borders.
Lastly, I'd play that tone that only AlGore can hear...
This concludes today's episode of Lefties' Worst Nightmare!
