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The Minni Bone Crisis
Nov. 23rd, 2011 03:10 amGreetings, peeps! Things have been a little crazy over here as Sissy and I plan and coordinate a cross team metrics based "Snowball Fight" at work. I may make a post on that later. For now, though, as I'm officially off for Thanksgiving, I have a silly post for y'all.
A few days ago, I received a lengthy text message from Porchae while at work with the following picture. -She had been watching one of theridiculous GOP debates on DVR.......
"Minni Mause comes to you peoples this evening to tell you, the American Peoples, that Minni needs more Minni bones.
It is a dark hour in Minni's. It is especially important to the safety of the peoples that the Minni bone crisis is dealt with, and dealt with swiftly. Without Minni bones, Minni gets grumpy. And if Minni is grumpy, Minni will ruin international relationships by being impatient, needlessly jingling Minni's collar, and yes, even noisily speakin' when Minni is not apost to. Minni cannot help it. Minni needs Minni bones.
Accordingly, to save the nation, Minni requests that Congress pass an emergency provision now to allow immediately for Minni to get more Minni bones. This legislation should not only be short term so that Minni is not grumpy for today, but it should also address tomorrow, the next day, and even next week.
Ensuring Minni's Minni bones never reach emergency levels again assures the safety of not just Minni, but also of Minni's peoples -the American peoples. Minni urges Congress to take this proposal srsly and pass it as soon as possible.
Minni thanks you peoples for listening to Minni. Have a good evening, God bless Minni's, and eat more chicken so Minni can have some!"
Minni was, in fact, quite grumpy when I got home. Naturally, with such a dire crisis looming -because every problem is a crisis, you know- we took immediate action the next morning. Below the cut, you will see our swift and appropriate response to the Minni Bone Crisis.
( Seriously, there are some ridiculously adorable pictures in here... )
And so we have a considerably less grumpy pup. ;D She is pretty scruffy, though. I like her scruffy, (her eyebrows are fun to mess up) but she needs to be sheered! lol
**Most of this post was written by Porchae, not by me**
A few days ago, I received a lengthy text message from Porchae while at work with the following picture. -She had been watching one of the
"Minni Mause comes to you peoples this evening to tell you, the American Peoples, that Minni needs more Minni bones.
It is a dark hour in Minni's. It is especially important to the safety of the peoples that the Minni bone crisis is dealt with, and dealt with swiftly. Without Minni bones, Minni gets grumpy. And if Minni is grumpy, Minni will ruin international relationships by being impatient, needlessly jingling Minni's collar, and yes, even noisily speakin' when Minni is not apost to. Minni cannot help it. Minni needs Minni bones.
Accordingly, to save the nation, Minni requests that Congress pass an emergency provision now to allow immediately for Minni to get more Minni bones. This legislation should not only be short term so that Minni is not grumpy for today, but it should also address tomorrow, the next day, and even next week.
Ensuring Minni's Minni bones never reach emergency levels again assures the safety of not just Minni, but also of Minni's peoples -the American peoples. Minni urges Congress to take this proposal srsly and pass it as soon as possible.
Minni thanks you peoples for listening to Minni. Have a good evening, God bless Minni's, and eat more chicken so Minni can have some!"
Minni was, in fact, quite grumpy when I got home. Naturally, with such a dire crisis looming -because every problem is a crisis, you know- we took immediate action the next morning. Below the cut, you will see our swift and appropriate response to the Minni Bone Crisis.
( Seriously, there are some ridiculously adorable pictures in here... )
And so we have a considerably less grumpy pup. ;D She is pretty scruffy, though. I like her scruffy, (her eyebrows are fun to mess up) but she needs to be sheered! lol
**Most of this post was written by Porchae, not by me**
